I don't believe in gravestones. They cost money and take up space. My preferred method of body disposal would be whatever results in no money being spent and nothing to be stored by some poor soul who feels obligated to keep something useless and morbid.
I do love jokes, however. Something with epitaphs on it might be fine as long as it brings good feelings. Here are some appropriate epitaph ideas that I'd likely approve of:
- "Face... over the plate."
- "Hi still-thinking-of-some-of-the-stupid-jokes-he'd-make, I'm dad!"
- "Father, become ash."
